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Of Course There’s A ‘Scary Movie 5′ And Of Course It Might Star Lindsay Lohan
Last week, an old friend of mine posted on his Facebook account that he got a role in the upcoming Paranormal Movie. I thought, “That’s odd, I don’t have much of a life so I usually pay attention to...
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Derp: Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen sign for Scary Movie 5
"Siri, design a woman reckless and incoherent enough to date me. ...Excellent."It’s been 12 years since the first Scary Movie and six years since the last installment (Scary Movie 4), but Dimension is...
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Scary Movie 5 promises to be another hard-hitting satire
Flurp. Flurbity ding dong.Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are getting the ax in Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5. Sheen and Lohan will play what is being described by the studio as “the world’s hottest...
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‘Scary Movie 5′ Is Already The Worst Thing Ever
Despite the fact that the last Scary Movie film was released in 2006, the Weinstein Company and Dimension figured that if people were empty-headed enough to spend $90 million on it then, there’s no...
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Happy Friday, Here’s The New ‘Scary Movie 5′ Trailer And Poster
I was going to do something a little uncharacteristic and pay Scary Movie 5 a compliment based on the new trailer. As I was watching it, I started to think, “Hey, at least it kind of seems like these...
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Self-Proclaimed Comedy Artist Marlon Wayans Confirms ‘A Haunted House’ Sequel
“Yooooooooou arrrrrrrrren’t funnnnnnnnnny…”When the original Scary Movie opened on July 7, 2000, it earned a very respectable weekend total of $42 million in the thick of the summer movie season, on...
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Scary Movie 5, David Zucker’s 15 rules of comedy, and the death of the movie...
Back in September, Burnsy called Scary Movie 5, which coughs and wheezes and hacks up mucus and slips on a rotten banana peel into theaters today, the “worst thing ever.” He wasn’t exaggerating —...
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Scary Movie 5 Ripped Off Idiocracy’s Joke about Putting Butt Stuff in Your Mouth
Scary Movie 5 opens today, and not only did it not screen for critics, it actually canceled its midnight screenings in most places, according to anecdotal reports. It’s not like anyone expected it to...
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Weekend Movie Guide: Scary Movie V, As In ‘Very Last One, Please’
You’re better than this, Sara Hyland.Opening Everywhere: Scary Movie 5, 42FilmDrunk Suggests: If someone puts a gun to your head and says, “You must go see Scary Movie 5”, well, I will miss you....
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Do you know what the all-time highest-opening baseball movie was before today?
Here’s a fun fact to share with your disbelieving friends/cats: Before this weekend, do you know what was the highest-opening baseball movie of all time? ANSWER: The Benchwarmers, starring David Spade,...
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Your Mid-Week Guide To DVDs And Blu Ray: Epic, Killing Season, Scary Movie 5
“It’s okay, it’s called Anger Management. We tell people it’s a comedy.”My Siamese twin brother separated at birth Morton Salt is away on assignment this week, as he’s been hired to braid hair at a...
View ArticleOf Course There's A 'Scary Movie 5' And Of Course It Might Star Lindsay Lohan
Last week, an old friend of mine posted on his Facebook account that he got a role in the upcoming Paranormal Movie. I thought, “That’s odd, I don’t have much of a life so I usually pay attention to...
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Trailers you might have missed: ‘Die Hard,’‘Scary Movie 5,’‘Evil Dead’
Each week brings a deluge of new trailers, teasers, TV spots and sneak peek footage of upcoming films from Hollywood and beyond. We put them all together in one convenient spot below. This week finds...
View ArticleWatch Marlon Wayans slam ‘Scary Movie 5’: ‘It’s like an episode of ‘Celebrity...
Needless to say, there’s no love lost between Marlon Wayans and the long-running “Scary Movie” franchise of which he was formerly a part. “That movie looks so bad,” said the writer/comedian, speaking...
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Movie Power Rankings: Academy Awards take spotlight from ‘Star Wars,’‘...
Lionsgate The Oscar nominations are in and, predictably, there were shocks and surprises aplenty, with Ben Affleck and Kathryn Bigelow among this year’s biggest snubs. However, there was lots of love...
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Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen share a bed in new ‘Scary Movie 5’ trailer
Anyone clicking on the video below knows exactly what to expect, so there’s really no reason to preface it with anything other than to say that the new trailer for “Scary Movie 5” features faded stars...
View ArticleBox Office: ’42’ hits a home run Friday grossing $9.1 million
A legend finally got his chance to shine on the big screen Friday and moviegoers made sure Jackie Robinson knocked another one out of the park. Legendary and Warner Bros.’ “42” defied industry...
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Box office: Tom Cruise scores with ‘Oblivion’
Universal Pictures Tom Cruise is king of the box office once again, as his sci-fi drama “Oblivion” opened to a solid $13.3 million on Friday. The film, also starring Olga Kurylenko and Morgan Freeman,...
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Please let these movie franchises die a peaceful death
Walt Disney Studios/Paramount Pictures/Screen Gems Hollywood loves franchises. Why? Because they make loads and loads of money for their respective studios. But what happens when a franchise overstays...
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Ashley Tisdale cast in ‘Scary Movie 5’– does this mean no Anna Faris?
AP Photo/Jason Redmond Is Ashley Tisdale replacing Anna Faris as the central heroine in Dimension’s “Scary Movie” series? That may well be the case, as it’s been announced by the studio that Tisdale...
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